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Boiling Eggs

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Boiling Eggs

by midnight caller on Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:36 pm

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.

The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"

"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet."

Sometime you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.

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by Liam on Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:52 pm

Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available

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