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Postby midnight caller on Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:49 pm

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.



Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the head nursing director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he is dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?" :shock: :shock:
Sometime you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
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Postby Liam on Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:03 am

ha ha ha...love it mc..well done :D :D
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Postby Twong on Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:10 am

awww...Bless

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Postby jolufc on Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:18 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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