NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Pete, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.




