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men v women

Postby midnight caller on Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:45 pm

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Pete, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Sometime you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
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Re: men v women

Postby Liam on Mon May 05, 2008 11:33 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available
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