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Postby midnight caller on Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:37 pm

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three decide they will wear a leather bodice, stiletto's, and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and a mask.
He saw me & said: "You are the woman of my life, I love you"...then we made love .... all night long

The mistress: "Ah! me too. The other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes, and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night."

The married one: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says:

















"Hi Batman, what's for dinner?"
Sometime you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
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Postby Liam on Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:15 pm

:D :D :D
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